16th of February 2013
 

Ah well, I thought  Id try something new

See if it stuck to you

We all know what happens now

In times of ending bliss and passing time…

Im off

I’ll be out there, you can follow my adventures

But not welcome to come

Players play and liars lie

Im none of those but whats that to some

14th of February 2013
 

I usually am pretty happy and positive, but behind it I guess I am just kinda sad. I know I have a lot to to offer, and I know I am willing to give it. Just waiting on the right person that wants it.

 
Me:
Boobs. That’s what distracts me.
Her:
Then I’m set!
Me:
Is this what the kids call sexting? Or are we just awkward adults?
Her:
No sexting is when you wake up to pictures of my ass on your phone.
Me:
Oh, yeah I like that.
Her:
THAT is sexting.
Me:
If I got into it I would be like, yeah I put on my robe and wizard hat. I now cast sexy missile.
Her:
I see your sexy missile and I want to defuse it in my warm docking station
Me:
I infiltrate your space docking station with my missile and blow it up like will smith in independence day
Her:
I use the last of my forces by locking onto your host with my flipping mechanisms reinstate my control and successfully decimate my prey
Me:
My light saber falls to the floor like obi-wan’s after Darth vader slays him. Though my alien jaws finish you off like bill Paxton
Her:
That’s a first for me
Me:
The alien part?
 

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

citationneeded:

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap also contains some controversial lyrics. For example “Big Balls” lyrics uses double entendres, referring the title phrase to costume parties and to testicles.

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fireinsideofthisheart:

Just fucking kill me why don’t you!

(Source: mel-ancholic)

 
13th of February 2013
 

(Source: deantiel, via )

 

As of right now I am done trying. Done trying to force things.

If someone wants to be in your life it wont be hard. Time to focus on myself and my well being.

 

“Dear Suzy, you have a superb voice. You were my favorite animal in the program, by far.”

“Dear Sam, thank you very much.”

(Source: fassyy, via )

 
magalomania:

titytwochainz:

tarynel:

iaminkwellj:

atribecalledj:

ctfu hahahah


Lmfao omfg

:(((((((((

why is this the dog’s first reaction

lulz

magalomania:

titytwochainz:

tarynel:

iaminkwellj:

atribecalledj:

ctfu hahahah

Lmfao omfg

:(((((((((

why is this the dog’s first reaction

lulz

(Source: guerrepudiche, via pandarican)

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